well you can't waste a boner
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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