Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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