@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
