I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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