And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
did you just send me my own nude
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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