I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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