oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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