Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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