I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
where am i from again
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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