Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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