No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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