just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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