Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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