I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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