So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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