well you can't waste a boner
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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