I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
