I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You smell like stripper and shame
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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