Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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