He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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