we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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