at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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