Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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