i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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