I heard we made out
nut hugger
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
