Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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