come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It's shark week go big or go home
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dear god my vagina.
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