White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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