Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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