I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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