you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
did i just pee glitter
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
