hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Come on in and take your pants off
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