i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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