Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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