went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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