My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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