well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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