your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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