that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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