Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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