I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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