what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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