so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
