just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Randomize
