Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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