Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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