the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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