He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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