i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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