i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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